He came out of his tunnel and innocently ...might I add ignorantly looked up and saw YOU and YOUR friggen shadows. And he freaked out and said "Sheeet. They are going to cover me and put me in a friggin cage, and ship me off to 'guitar string land' before I devour their devine garden landscape."
"You can have the rest of the winter of your discontent. I am perfectly happy right here in my hovel. I just heard all this cacophony, and if you want me you'll have to come in and get me. And if you come after me you really are fools under the hill."
(You can tell I hate dumb traditions).
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LMHO!
(Sorry about the delete on the post after this one. I meant for my comment to be here, but I must have clicked on the wrong one. Doh!)
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