Rules for life

So I go to pick up middle kid from High School. Cops are aboundin. Here a cop ...there a cop... everywhere a cop cop. I drive nice nice...crossing the cross walks carefully with aTTenTiveness.

I slowdown at the stop signs. I look both ways Twice. I signal lefT. I signal righT.

(They are everywhere)

I explain to my daughter how they put points on your drivers license, and when they add up they take that license away.

She says, " You mean you get points. That sounds like my school."

I say, "LIFE IS SCHOOL." You never graduate. There is always somebody there making sure you obey the rules.

I've never seen her look so terrified.